Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Team Jokes
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
We (DYM 25).
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is baseball?
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
