What is baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Hi! Could I join?
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
