Team Jokes

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0

Hi! could i join?

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.

what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces

Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3

Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha

Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun

Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!

why are nazis so good at soccer?

Because they're so good at shooting

When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁

Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱

Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked

You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."