Team jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Memes
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
We (DYM 25).
What is baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.