Team jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Rangers are a joke.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
oh my
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What is baseball?
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Hi! Could I join?
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.