Team jokes
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Rangers are a joke.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!