Team jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Go team Sky
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.