Team

Team jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Pancake

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Soccer

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Orphan

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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