Team jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Memes
Hi! Could I join?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
We (DYM 25).
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What is baseball?
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."