Rangers are a joke.
What is baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
South's losing to Broncos. š¹
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Hi! Could I join?
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ā¾ļø
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
We (DYM 25).
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldnāt stump the ball, and Handa didnāt know where home was.
