Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage
Teacher: stand up if u think u r stupid
After awhile a student stands up.
Teacher: So u think u r stupid
Student: No I'm not stupid I just felt bad because u were standing by ur self.
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics that she tells me that it turns guys on .
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
