Target jokes

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?

Shoot.

My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.