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An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Me: What do you call a group of retards? Friend: Down town? Me: Nope, target practice.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
