A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
