Target jokes
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.