Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
Bully: Shut up motherf*cker Me: Well stop talking to me and I won't have to keep f*cking your mother
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy . We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: "The American President is a moron!" "We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!
I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎
What Did the North tower say to the south tower? Let's talk later I need to catch a plane
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
