Sureness Jokes

Wanna here a joke?

Look in the mirror i'm sure you'll fine one there :')

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car

Two nuns in a bathtub. One nun asks "Where's the soap?" The other nun says "It sure does"

this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao

are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape

i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.

why did the orphan cross the road? not to get home, that's for sure.

For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are

Guy: Are you tired His “Crush”: No Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day His “Crush”: That’s sweet. Guy: I’m joking you don’t look like you do any running

DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*

*and thats how an arguement started.*