The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store the tea bag section had been ransacked. Luckily they found the thief Pionel Pessi with boxes of his favourite tea,Penaltea. Shame on you Pessi.
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy "what's she like?'"
The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
