Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
What store is the most public?
Publix!
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
Whatdid the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
