Supermarket jokes
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
Cotton Team
Community talk
so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more
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