What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
All you need is a razor blade in life.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)