Suicide Jokes

What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

Me: I have lost it.

Random: Lost what?

Me: My will to live.

My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...

Dead

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None you are both dead on the inside.

What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.

Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it