Suicide

Suicide Jokes

Song

What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Nike

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

Security

Suicide gives you security for the future.

Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.

Concert

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

Bank

Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Laugh

Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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  • Skill

    I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.

    Emo kid

    Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

    Man

    If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

    Knife

    What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

    Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)