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Suicide Jokes
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Your nan is gay.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
