Stupid

Stupid jokes

Yo Momma

    • Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

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    • Trump

    • I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

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    • Stupid memes

    Yo mama

    • Yo mama so stupid.

    When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

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    • Swing

    • Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

    Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

    Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

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    • Orphan

    • Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

    Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    Timmy: *starts crying*

    Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

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    • Prank

    • Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!

    (Btw I never actually did this irl yet)

    So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.

    I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!

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    • Drama

    • Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

    And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

    Best, Tenya Bailey.

    Name

    • Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

    And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

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    • Orphan

    • This is not a joke, it's a warning!

    You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!