Stupid

Stupid jokes

Reason

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Insult

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Self-esteem

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Mom

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

War

America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.

Momma

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

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  • Face

    Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

    Harvey 😁: It's funny!

    Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

    Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

    Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

    Harvey😟: That's not true!

    Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

    Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

    Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

    Harvey😁: Good!

    Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

    Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

    Book

    Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

    Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

    Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.

    Airplane

    There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

    Boyfriend

    What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

    Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

    Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

    Scratch

    How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

    Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

    Grade

    Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

    B- Half Average.

    C- Stupid idiot!

    D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

    F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

    Dad

    Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

    Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."

    Mama

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

    Parrot

    One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

    "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂