Stupid jokes
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.