Stupid Jokes

Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: seeing others happy Doctor : ok so what makes you happy? Me: seeing stupid people in misery or agony Doctor: Well that's rather sadistic. Me: well statistically one in two doctors have fingerd a child... Doctor: do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy? Me: there's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".

Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

yo mama sooo stupid when i said "go deep" she dug a hole in the feild

...two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ' imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk....

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico

Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea

Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel

yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins

Sister: Your so stupid Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make u any smarter!

yo mama so stupid , she ate the aplle phone you gave her.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Be smart not stupid.

Your is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture