Stupid jokes

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

What is another name for a stupid fish?

"Dum bass."

Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!