Stupid jokes

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"

Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Stupid cow.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...

Mountain Dew!

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.