Stupid jokes
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Stupid.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”