Stupid

Stupid jokes

Fire

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

Time

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

Muffin

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid.

When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said β€œDisney left,” she went home.

Bullying

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Microphone

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Sister

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Mom

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.