Stupid jokes
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.