Stupid jokes

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.