Stupid jokes

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"