Stupid

Stupid Jokes

Yo Momma

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Sibling

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

Priest

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Animal

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Mama

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Life

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

Phone

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Tunnel

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!