What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasuuubi

dont trust an atom there stupid

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???

Light blue.


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear

Why did the strawberry cry?

Her mom was in a jam.

Yo mama so stupid!

She bought a spoon… TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

You can’t lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first

How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live

Why did the chicken crossed the road? I don’t know? to get to the idiot house

Knock Knock who there?

The chicken

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t find a needle in a needle stack.

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”

What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.

I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass