Stupid jokes

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.