Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
