Stupid jokes

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?

NOTHING!

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.