Stranger

Stranger jokes

Halloween

  • Hey guys, I have a question.

    Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

    Dad

  • Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

    Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

    Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

    Adult

  • Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

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  • Roller Coaster

  • I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

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  • Community talk

  • Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.

  • Hello my friends! (Or strangers..) I wish you a happy rest of the month! I appreciate some of your support! It honestly helped me stay here! AND AHH ILYSFM

  • ive said everything i promised myself i wouldn't share with yall to some rando idek