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A pie chart showing the reasons why someone's hand is in their pocket. The reasons are: "There's something in there", "My hands are cold", and "I need to adjust". The largest portion is "I need to adjust".

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Hot Pockets package. The text on the package is modified to say "Dryer Lint" with "Extra Dusty" below. The filling of the Hot Pocket is a grayish color and there is a white dot and a blue dot in the filling. In the bottom left there is an image of a washing machine.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Heroin Monkey

A Hot Pockets box is shown with the text "Hot Pockets" on the top and "sandwiches" below. A hot pocket is shown cut open with blue bubbles inside. The text "Trombone Spit" is below the label. A trombone is shown diagonally.

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A cartoon of a man wearing a hat and trench coat, smoking a cigarette, is on a card titled "Mysterious Stranger". Below the image, the card says "The Mysterious Stranger will appear occasionally in V.A.T.S. to throw pocket sand."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.

Heroin Monkey

The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."

Heroin Monkey

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Anonymous

Hot pockets AHHHHHHH

A Hot Pocket product box shows a picture of a Hot Pocket with filling of what looks like broken glass and the text "Broken glass with window. crispy buttery..." is above a picture of a bottle of window cleaner.

Anonymous

Yes men we are bringing back the weird pop tart and hot pocket flavors.

A screencap from the movie "Bad Boys" with Will Smith yelling.

Heroin Monkey

A light brown kitten is sitting in a purple pocket with a flower on it. Above the pocket it says "Pocket pussy".