Straighter jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.