Straighter jokes
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.