Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
