Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke. Jokes have meaning.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
im an orphan please stop it it' not nice and it made me cry
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
can we stop talking about 9/11 my dad died man but he was a good pilot
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11 My friend: how? Justin: Justin!
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
