Still jokes

I love still things.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Your job still sucks!

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.