Still jokes

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.