Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Me: God Bryce do we really have to talk about this again? Bryce: what? Me: Your still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3! P.S. I'm a girl
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING youtuber! (i cant believe he is still alive!)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "Cow."
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
