Still jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

You wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still workin' on it!

It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Your job still sucks!

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”