Still jokes
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.