Still jokes
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I love still things.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.