Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
Someone said to stop hurting myself but I'm still trying to cut me arms off
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb... A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark...
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive. What's worse than that? The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
Kobe would still be alive if he would’ve gone to jail for raping that girl.
There was a race between Lettuce a faucet and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running and the ketchup was trying to ketchup
