Stevens jokes
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Steven Hawking