Stevens

Stevens Jokes

I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright