Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding.
Steven hawkings not dead he is just in airplane mode
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot
Pot wheels
