Stevens jokes
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.