Stevens jokes
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
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Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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End everything and your life, Steven Roca!