Stevens jokes
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.