Stevens

Stevens jokes

End

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Computer

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Song

What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

Stephen Hawking

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Tongue

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Death

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.