Stevens jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂