Stevens jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!