Stevens

Stevens jokes

Death

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Olympics

    Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

    Music

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

    Wheelchair

    Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

    "Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

    Lift

    Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

    Screen

    Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

    He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

    Heaven

    Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

    Death

    Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

    Boot

    Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

    Telescope

    The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.