Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
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Steven Hawkings Publishers
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.