Stevens jokes
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.