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Steven Hawkings Publishers
Stevens Jokes
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
