Stevens jokes
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!