What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
