Stevens jokes
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.