Stevens jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.