whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
You know what’s impossible Steven Walking
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
