Stevens jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.