Last Word

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

God

Anonymous

Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking

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Difference

Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

Fire

Anonymous

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Last Word

Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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See

Anonymous

God: “Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven: “ahh fu-”

Stand

Anonymous

What’s steven hawking’s favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

Hell

Anonymous

Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

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Offensive

Anonymous

What is Steven hawking’s least favorite movie? Standing tall

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Heaven

Anonymous

When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away

Past

Anonymous

Have you ever walked past Steven Hawkings house? No neither has he

Die

Anonymous

Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data

Bar

Anonymous

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…

Oh wait.

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Smart

Anonymous

How is Steven hawking so smart… he uploads it to his software

Die

Anonymous

Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills

Shoulder

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

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Die

2cool4school

What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune

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Chip

Anonymous

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

Stairs

Anonymous

Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?

He could not get up the stairs?

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Test

Anonymous

what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test