Stevens jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Steven Hawking
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more