Stevens

Stevens jokes

Sock

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

Detector

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.