Stevens jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!