Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stevens Jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
