Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What did Steven harkens have to eat His shoulders
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Steven hawkins walks into a bar oh wait
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
