Stevens jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.