Stevens jokes
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.