Stevens jokes
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.