Stevens jokes
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!