Stevens

Stevens jokes

Heaven

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking had dark humor.

Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Death

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Test

    What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?

    reCAPTCHA

    Steven Hawking

    Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

    Mother: He died.

    Daughter: How did he die?

    Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • Steven Hawking

    What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

    Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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