Stevens jokes
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.