Stevens

Stevens jokes

Girlfriend

  • I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

    Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

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  • Death

  • Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

    There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

    Water

  • What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

    If you throw water over them, they both die...

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  • Stairway

  • Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

    Restaurant

  • I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

    — Steven Wright

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