Stevens jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...