Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stevens Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Steven Hawking
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
