What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Steven Hawking
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
steven hawkins like black willys
what was Steven hawking pet?
a hawk.
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Why did Steven balking die Because his with changed the Wi-Fi password.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
