Stevens

Stevens jokes

Wing

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

Movie

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

Blackout

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Wheelchair

Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.

Reason

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Shower

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

Fight

Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?

'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

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