Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂