Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂