Stevens jokes
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...