Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂