Stevens jokes
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.