Stevens jokes
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.