The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Stevens Jokes
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
