Stevens

Stevens jokes

Entry

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Poison

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Food

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

Death

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Stairway

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Song

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.