Stevens jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."