Stereotype jokes
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Your mom.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟