What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Stereotype Jokes
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Can emos eat happy meals?
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
big booty latinas.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
