Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?

You dye it blue and it will cut itself.

Why don’t Indians play soccer?

Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."