Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
A girl has small balls.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Gigachad.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.