Stereotype jokes
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.