When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
