Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
