Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Wears pink.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.