Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."