What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Stereotype Jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
