I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
