Stereotype jokes
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.