Stereotype

Stereotype jokes

School

    • A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,

    "It's an elevator, not a lift!"

    and

    "It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"

    He keeps going on until the Englishman says,

    "Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."

    Dick

    • There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

    The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

    The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

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    • Priest

    • What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.

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    • Feminist

    • How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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    • Blonde joke

    • A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

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    • Anime

    • New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

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