Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.