Stephen jokes
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.