Stephen jokes
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Where was Stephen Hawking born?
Under a coconut tree.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!