Stephen jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?