Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
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Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
