Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.