Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.