Stephen jokes
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.