Stephen jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.