Stephen jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"