Stephen jokes
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.