Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."