Stephen

Stephen jokes

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Quiz

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Song

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Bar

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

House

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.