Stephen jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.