Stephen jokes
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.