Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Stephen Jokes
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
