Stephen jokes
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.