Stephen jokes
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."