Stephen jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
I like balls.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.