Stephen jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.