Stephen jokes
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.