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Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

    If you throw water over them, they both die...

    God: “Stephen, join us!”

    *sees the staircase to heaven.*

    Stephen: “Shit!”

    Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

    He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

    The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

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  • What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

    The tap can run.