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Stephen Hawking tried comedy. His first line ruined it. 'You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand.'
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
