Stephen hawking missed assembly this morning
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
Guess Stephens batteries died
If Stephen Hawkins was so Fucking Smart , Why hasn't he learned to walk yet ?
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
What's Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
