Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
