Stephen jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.