What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
whats Stephen Hawkins wife called? WENDY
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, outSTANDing performance.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
