Stephen jokes
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.