Stephen Hawking jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.