Stephen Hawking jokes
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
He's in a wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.