I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
