Stephen Hawking jokes
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.