Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
