Stephen Hawking jokes
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.