Stephen Hawking jokes
Q. Why can't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.