Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Death

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

Reason

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

Stairway

What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?

Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.

Reason

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

Atm

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Shoulder

What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

His shoulder.

Difference

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

Bird

Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?

Because he is Stephen HAWKings.

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Entertainment

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Fire

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

Family

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Time

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.