What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Fucking Windows updates!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
