Stephen Hawking jokes
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stand? Wait. No.
Fucking Windows updates!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.