Stephen Hawking jokes
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"