The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Stephen hawking was in a house fir when he got out people called him hot wheels
Stephen hawkings family was crule he fell over and got told to man up an walk it of.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
How did Stephen hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Fucking Windows updates!
