Stephen Hawking jokes
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.