Stephen Hawking jokes
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Fucking Windows updates!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.