Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Song

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

Poison

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

Entry

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Pilot

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Slug

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Bar

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Water

What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?

He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"