Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.