Stephen Hawking jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."