Stephen Hawking jokes

Was he under insurance claim?

Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."