Stephen Hawking jokes
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.