Stephen Hawking jokes
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."