Stephen Hawking jokes
My will to live.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. šš¤£
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siriās favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didnāt mean boil Stephen Hawking!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
din mamma
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They donāt have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.