Stephen Hawking jokes
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.