Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.