Stephen Hawking jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
din mamma
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.