Stephen Hawking jokes
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
din mamma
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?