Stephen Hawking jokes

Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What is Stephen Hawking's best side?

The left.

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

din mamma

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...