I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
din mamma
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! š¤£š¤£š¤£
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didnāt mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop I lied š
Stephen Hawking didnāt die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Steven Hawking said god isnāt real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire ššš
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Whats the similarities between stephen hawking and a bull? They both charge
stephen hawking, more like ice cream
Why did Stephen hawking cross the road oh wait he didn't
Stephen hawking least favorite song is- I still standing
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
