Stephen Hawking jokes
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.