Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

Part

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Stew

When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!

Category

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Driveway

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Statue

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Death

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

Water

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Boot

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

Heaven

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"

Robot

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?