Stephen Hawking jokes
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He's dead now.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.