Stephen Hawking jokes
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
He's dead now.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.