Stephen Hawking jokes
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!