Stephen Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Joke.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Fucking Windows updates!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Fuck all reading this.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.