Stephen Hawking jokes
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!