A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you’re mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door…
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy’s spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy’s back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
When I say daddy my step brother raise his head
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawkins house? cause hasn’t either.
A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please.’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking’s house.
Neither has he.😂😂
10 Fun Facts
- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
- You can’t count your hair.
- You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
- You just tried number 3.
- When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
- You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
- You skipped number 5.
- You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
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What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I’m take and guess what he did cried".
Why wwhy would u do that
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims “WHAT THE DEUCE”.
My new step father told me that I’m his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother’s pussy, I eat your mother’s pussy. You use suck on your mother’s tits, now I suck on your mother’s tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your new step father.
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU’RE GROUNDED!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she a MILF. My mom said to me what is a MILF so I said Mother I’d Like TO F-ck. So my mom started to laugh and said well you do new a new step dad.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.