Step jokes

Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

Why couldn’t the midget talk?

Because someone stepped on him.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.

Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."

The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."

Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."