What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."