POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral
I didn't steal it🌚
I was cussing out this kid for stealing and there mom walked in and said "HEY LANGUAGE!!" and I just said ENGLISH BITCH!
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer
Why can orphans get away with robing the bank
Because no one wants him
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
Why are you dumb? Because can’t found LOLA
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you're happy
Zebra couldn't find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when he to the ocean it's still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
little johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back." to which the robber says "FUCK YOU I don't wanna." little johnny calls the police and says " A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse. the police said "how old are you." little johnny then hangs up the phone
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
