Status jokes

What color is your Bugatti?

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

Qualification Check:

Single

Taken

Friended ✔

Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

"Prince, where are you?"

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

Ayo, who's online :')

I'm back.

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Nah, he got nailed...